I’m caught in an event

where it looks like I don’t pay a cent

when in fact I pay fortnightly rent

with absolutely no trace where it went
six weeks now water is absent

carting it down a steep ascent

just needing to vent

don’t want to sound insolent


but rainfall is not making a dent

in the large tank where it’s sent

is this just me being indolent

for all the money I’ve spent


is this really meant

are my landlords bent

avoiding any incumbent

seriously should I repent

this is totally tongue in cheek 
will be visiting Mum for a week
let’s see if on return it’s so bleak