Here are the few Christmas cracker jokes I remember …
What do you get if you cross a fish with two elephants?
What starts with P, ends in E and has a thousand letters?
Why aren’t ghosts good liars?
Coz you can see right through them!
What’s a pilots favourite chips?
plain chips …
and two special Kitty Flanagan jokes …
Why don’t they serve fairy bread at kids parties anymore?
Because the celiacs can’t eat the bread and the vegans can’t eat the fairies 🙂
Too many young people are dying taking dangerous selfies and uTube, should we start a campaign to save them?
No, their idiots … it’s natural selection!
KItty’s comedy is available on ABC Iview under comedy … she is a riot!
I’d highly recommend her explanations on Fortnight; podcasts, internet challenges