Three blind mice see how they stagger

off to the ranch bar to pick up a cow girl

Too many beers and some tasty tapas

turns them into real tipsy charmers

 

Their pick up lines a bit rusty

Their boots far too dusty

but determination their key

as they chat up the cows flea

 

So blind they can’t tell

too large or so small

When cheese slices arrive

they’re gnawing away

 

Cows and their fleas move on

Deciding on the group approach

blind mice circle their chosen prey

loud laughter and roaring erupts

 

as they mount the mechanical bull!