Goldilocks liked her porridge not too hot or too little

not too much but just right … silly girl should have cooked

herself instead of whinging about others meals

 

While little Miss Muffett was over her curds and whey

keen to chow down on trendy muslie for her health

needed a change after years of the same breakfast

 

Hanzel and Gretel far preferred heavy metal

to floppy gingerbread weird houses

honestly who would want an edible house!

 

When foolish eggs sit upon a wall

the lord and his army can rest assured

there will be scrambled eggs for breakfast

 

Carrot Ranch Fractured Fairy Tale Challenge – 99 words no more or less