Goldilocks liked her porridge not too hot or too little
not too much but just right … silly girl should have cooked
herself instead of whinging about others meals
While little Miss Muffett was over her curds and whey
keen to chow down on trendy muslie for her health
needed a change after years of the same breakfast
Hanzel and Gretel far preferred heavy metal
to floppy gingerbread weird houses
honestly who would want an edible house!
When foolish eggs sit upon a wall
the lord and his army can rest assured
there will be scrambled eggs for breakfast
Carrot Ranch Fractured Fairy Tale Challenge – 99 words no more or less
I loved the way you have a twist to every fairy tale and added your humor to it.
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This new twist is absolutely lovely Kate!
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thanks Punam, it was great fun to write
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You are welcome. The fun is evident and makes these tales delightful.
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Love the humor, shaking our heads at the silly characters of these fairy tales 😉
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they are so deeply imprinted in our minds but often don’t have a real morale …
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This is so refreshing! Love the female empowering take on these fairy tales. Absolutely wonderfully done!!
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lol hadn’t thought of that focus but I’ll run with it 😉
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HA! Love these, Kate! I snort-laughed! 😀
HA, now I’m thinking about The Princess and The Pea.
She should have found the pea and eaten it so she could have a good night’s sleep the next night! 😉
HUGS!!! 😛
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lol like that addition, maybe we could build on it … ask everyone to contribute their edible fairy tale and see how long we could drag it out for 🙂
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That’s just funny!
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witty Kate, delightful
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It also has a great sense of rhythm
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