“Geoff why am I continually telling you that we can’t keep having these conversations where others might hear.”

“But Sir Thomas parliament needs your input into who should be our Chief Justice? And you”

“Only a yank would involve an old turtle … I might be wise but I’m no fool! You need to give me a candidate with impeccable values not these aggressors with zero respect for half our population.”

“Please sir we need your endorsement”

“Read my lips, find a gentleman who respects women you have enough psychopaths in charge already. The Brits just wouldn’t allow it.”

Carrot Ranch Rodeo Dialogue Competition – 99 words no more or less

apologies if this seems like fact, names have been changed to protect the innocent

winners and honourable mentions have just been published
… I didn’t appear anywhere no matter how hard I looked …

And a second attempt!

“There’s Gramps talking to the tortoise”

“Well what did you expect …”

“Aw give it a break girls”

“Now those kids over there think I’ve lost the plot, what would they know! I was only checking with you coz you’re in the know …”

“How many times have I told you, we shouldn’t have these conversations where others might hear us.”

“Come on Gramps or we’ll miss the bus?”

“Yea yea but who will win the footy this weekend? You’re the only one with 100% accuracy so far. Others can’t even call it an hour before the final whistle.”

Yep that tortoise can predict the footy winners each week with perfect accuracy …
the only talking tortoise I’ve met, and he follows the footy …
what more could a bloke want, Geoff has it all!