- A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
- A day without sunshine is like night.
- Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
- If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
- Toes are a device for finding furniture in the dark.
- Torch: A case to store your dead batteries.
- Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
- The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
- It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, a man would try to pass them.
- Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
Adapted from another blog
I love this laws π
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thanks!
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My big toe lost it’s nail thanks to some furniture many long years ago. And it is still grumbling about it π¦
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lol see clear proof that it’s a fact!
But by geez it must have hurt π¦
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Sure did! And the nail grew back warped so it continues to cause issues…..
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sorry about that but at our age we should expect a few ‘warped’ bits π
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Indeed – it jags now and then, reminding me…
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ah good to know you’re alive!
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Haha! Kate, thanks a lot. It made my day. π
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glad to help π
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Amazing lines for my Monday blues π
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So fun! The fishing one is my fav
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HAha all good ones and I especially loved 5 and 8. Toes do find furniture best in the dark!
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These gave me a much-needed laugh! Thanks!
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ah we all need one on a daily basis Ann, not sure why we forget to π
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HA! This made me snort-laugh! π π
#5 Yikes! I’ve already had 2 broken toes in my lifetime.
#8 is so true! π
I heard a funny one eons ago:
If you line up, end to end, all of the people who fall asleep in church…
they’d be a lot more comfortable! π
HUGS!!! π
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lol oh that really appeals, might need to edit my post, thanks Mr M!
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Lol you made me smile . This is something we do know already but takes chances to prove ourselves right but in the end everything gets effortless . The definition of life given by you is so much true Kate . Thanks for sharing . Spread love. π
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lol this is not my composition Sameer, I merely edited it from another blog…. but it mirrors my humour π
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Such an interesting one.. loved it.. ππΌπππΌππΌ
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thanks, try to mix it up a bit now and then π
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Ha ha ha!!!
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Yup… Murphy and my family go waaaay back.
It’s good to laugh.
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yes fear we are all closely related π
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I don’t think your feet would appreciate #4: if you get another shoe just like the first one, you’ve got either two left shoes or two right shoes. π
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lol gotta be a nit picker in every crowd … can still give you a swift kick with either π
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Stay calm kate — rear actions go against everything I stand for (but I dig your comeback). π
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well I guess you sit on your rear end, not sure of it’s function when we’re standing π
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Hahaha. Pretty good. “Life and living according to Kate” We live on a large body of water, with several marinas in town. Number 10 seems about right.
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then you would know π
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Wow that was fun….
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Glad you enjoy, please visit again π
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A fun post! Thanks!
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thanks Garfield!
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Love it. I know all about number 5! π
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lol, try using the torch π
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Too funny…thanks for sharing…made me smile even though the flu is trying to get me down π
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Honorable mentions:
–Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
— He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
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Reblogged this on HemmingPlay and commented:
List-lovers…. this is for us. π
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