Murphy’s Other Ten Laws

  1. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
  2. A day without sunshine is like night.
  3. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  4. If the shoe fits, get another one just like it.
  5. Toes are a device for finding furniture in the dark.
  6. Torch: A case to store your dead batteries.
  7. Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don’t.
  8. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
  9. It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end-to-end, a man would try to pass them.
  10. Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he will sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

Adapted from another blog

41 comments

  1. Lol you made me smile . This is something we do know already but takes chances to prove ourselves right but in the end everything gets effortless . The definition of life given by you is so much true Kate . Thanks for sharing . Spread love. πŸ™‚

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  2. HA! This made me snort-laugh! πŸ˜€ πŸ˜›
    #5 Yikes! I’ve already had 2 broken toes in my lifetime.
    #8 is so true! πŸ˜‰
    I heard a funny one eons ago:
    If you line up, end to end, all of the people who fall asleep in church…
    they’d be a lot more comfortable! πŸ˜‰
    HUGS!!! πŸ™‚

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