That I will take more flower photos and start writing horror stories to rival Rekha’s!

My poems will rhyme and define better than Judy’s!

I will take better photos and write more meaningful posts than Miriam!

I will master science and space to top Simon’s posts, and try to be as cheeky!

I will post more prolific and meaningful posts than fauxcroft!

I will scour the net for more hilarious cartoons than Garfield Hugs … but I refuse to book into Bates!

Finally I will travel to more exotic destinations than Issa

Phew might just be easier to follow each of you to save such incredible effort …